Deer: The most dangerous wild animal in the US

A combination of faulty risk assessment and bio-bigotry was displayed by the tender treatment of the deer that recently infiltrated the Barron Park neighborhood. Deer are this country's most deadly wild animal, currently killing more than 200 Americans a year (more than double the toll of 15 years ago (1993)). And they seriously injure and sicken uncounted more.

The toll from other wild animals pale in comparison: bees (average of 40 deaths) and rattlesnakes (12) are the next biggest killers.

The deer's most deadly tactic is the night-time ambush along a lonely stretch of road, but they also stage brazen attacks on busy interstates. My housemate is a survivor of three such horrifying incidents.

In addition to these suicide attacks, deer are engaged in a massive biological warfare program. They incubate untold tons of pathogens, such as Lyme Disease, and possess abundant delivery systems ideally suited for surreptitiously distributing these diseases: ticks.

Who knows what the human toll would be if it weren't for vigilant mountain lions quietly neutralizing tens of thousands of these killer deer before they complete their nefarious missions?

Yet, because mountain lions inadvertently kill 1-2 people a year as a result of mistaking them for deer, they are routinely killed upon innocently venturing into populated areas, while the dangerous deer are set free.

Felix Sylvester Palmer (as told to Douglas B. Moran)
Palo Alto, California
May 2008 (update of version of May 2004)

Notes and Resources:

  1. Verified Mountain Lion Attacks on Humans in California (CA Dept of Fish and Game): records starting in 1890. Alternate source: List of Mountain Lion Attacks on People in California
  2. DeerCrash.org: The Deer-Vehicle Crash Information Clearinghouse
  3. The prevalence of Lyme disease is lower in the Western US than in the Eastern US. This is attributed to the Western Fence Lizard ("Blue Bellies"): These lizards are a common food source in the nymphal stage of free-range ticks that carry the Lyme Disease bacteria, and a component of those lizards' blood kills that bacteria.